STD Conversation

Yesterday we received a report the Cam had been trying to kiss girls in Pre-School. I spoke with him about it and he assured he wouldn't do it again. I thought that was sufficient, but I made silly mistake of telling his father. Damon tells Cameron that if he kisses girls his lips will get warts and his mohawk will fall off. I was like WTH, but I couldn't stop laughing. He's only 4, so I think it's a little early for an STD conversation, don't you? lol!

Another Cameron Quote

A few minutes ago I asked Cameron not to put the popcorn bowl on his head, and as he frequently does, he asked me why?

I got irritated and told him, because I said so.

He stopped what he was doing, looked at me, and said, "Mom, that means nothing to me."

What is wrong with this child??? LOL!

But, Mom...

I was talking to Cameron a little while ago and he was telling me the names of all his friends. He listed some names, and then said that "Judy", (names have been changed to protect the innocent) was fat.

I said, "Cameron, that is not nice!" and he responds with...

"But, Mom, it's a sight word!"

Too funny!!!!